Reasons I grab my boobs
- running upstairs
- running downstairs
- stoked on life
- walking through my house in the dark
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.
- Charles Bukowski (via solaluna)
You curse more than I do, old man.
Both of you are so blunt
Sara was happy and all was well with the world
I’m not going to leave you anymore. I’m just not going to be interested in you, little whore.